2001-02-28
There was a guy a little while back who was at a halloween party, ok? Guy's a little drunk, has a fake gun in his hand. Walkin outside the party and these police officers happen by. I'm sure you can see where this is going. Well for some wacky reason or another the guy and these cops get into an argument and the drunk guy goes to pretend to shoot at the cops. Boy was this guy a candidate for Mensa. And as you might imagine, the cops ... being the hip, suave, mellow cats that all the L.A.P.D. seem to be ... filled the fucker full of lead.
Now get this. The guy's sister is upset. Imagine that, right? The guy's sister takes the cops to court. Ok, I can understand. She wants to hold the city accountable. Ok, fine, I can fathom that, too, in her time of grief. How is she gunna hold em accountable? This little broken down sibling is demanding 100,000,000 DOLLARS to make up for her dearly departed brother's death.
Hoooooooooooo boy was she in woe ... and rolling in doe. I'll bet she's just gunna be sobbing it up with her martini in hand by the beach watching the sunset down in the Bahamas.
" *sniff* ain't nuthin that can bring little bobby's love back ... *sob sob* but I'll take 100,000,000 bucks anyway ... "
