Jul. 16, 2002
� Ok, I start this aol chat room called Yes EVEN JESUS FARTS,
right? And I'm watching the room idly. And I notice that a lot of christians come in and
say things like "Don't make fun of Jesus!" or "I should kick your ass!" and whatnot.�
� Now, you would think that the son of an all mighty being, a demigod, would be able to stick up for
himself. Especially when flatulation is involved. I mean, his dad creates the universe, but he can't beat up some schmuck in a chat room who claims he breaks wind?
� Man ... sucks to be Jesus.
