Nov. 01, 2001
�I hate Southern Californians. And it seems most of the women especially
get on my last nerve. Until now, I had never lived in a state that was so
collectively consumed by the same types of people you would find in the entire
preppy, upper class portion in your high school or college. And I live smack dab
in the middle of one of the major monuments to Plasticville, USA ... Orange
County. People here are very "family oriented" with their plastic
smiles, excessive face paint, trendy wear, bottled water, and the over abundance
of soccer-mom-driven mini vans with their lovely little "my kid's an honor
student" bumper sticker plastered next to their Jesus fish. Translation:
pretentious, stuck up, flighty, nervous, neurotic, fickle, picky, over
emotional, over eccentric, or just fuckin arrogant upbeat cock suckers. I
fucking hate these people.
�I've lived in about 7 states, more than 12 cities, and visited many
other places ... and in almost every single one of those places, even shit hole
Santa Fe New Mexico, I was able to mingle with at least 1 person and find some
sort of hook up in some way, shape, or form. Imagine, even out in the middle of
the fucking DESERT I found a few kool times and found a few kool friends that I
enjoyed spending my time with.
I have absolutely NO DESIRE to meet with ANYONE here in
Southern California.
NO ONE.
�From the get go the people here (chicks especially) have completely
fucked me off beyond belief. Before now I have never found a place that has made
me want to stereo type a region so badly in my life. This place has taken that
proverbial cake and then proceeded to completely shove it up my ass.
�Are you a Southern California resident who disagrees with me? Good.
Prove my ass wrong, cause I'm tired of living in this plastic land shit stain
with no desire to mingle with it's residents.
