2001-06-04
�A friend
sent me one of those annoying survey thingies.
Hi,
my name is Atheist Diary, and I'm an alcoholic (everyone needs a
hobby).
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
����I breath, so I guess its a good arrangement.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
����Well right now I'm reading question #2 of this miniture
version of the Spanish Inquisition.
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
����I have a laser mouse. I don't need one. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*fart*
4. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
����Pin the nail on the Savior.
5. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
����Pimper's Digest
6a. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
����ass
6b. LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS?
����ass
7. FAVOURITE SOUND?
����ass
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
����losing the dearest thing to your heart. Forever.
����possibly ass, too.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
����ass (sense a pattern?)
10. FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)?
����yellow polka-dotted clear
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
����phone?
12. FUTURE Child's NAME?
����AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (no really, that'll
be his name)
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
����I tend to favor pornography, beer, and chipmunks.
14. FAVOURITE FOODS?
����Midgets!
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
����Chocolate flavored midgets? Ok, I'm game.
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
����Does a hobby horse have a wooden schlong?
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
����Yes, but only on Saturdays. The rest of the week he
pretends to be straight.
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY
����do they sound like beer farts?
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
����What are you? From the CIA or something? Wtf is up with
all these questions?
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
����The man who invented the "squeegee"
21. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
����anything with alcohol
22. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
����you're a crack baby, aren't you?
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
����I'd sell beanie baby butt plugs
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
����plaid
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
����*fart*
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
����hey, who stole my %&$#ing
BEER?!?
28. FAVOURITE MOVIES:
����anything with Ron Jeremy, Ginger Lynn, Silvia Saint, or
Draghixa. If you have to ask, you'll never know.
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
����no I prefer the left keys
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
����inflatable sheep
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
�����867-5309-ee-ine
32. FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?
����Doggie style
33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS
TO YOU.
����one of the best friends I've ever known.
