Feb. 10, 2003
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PreacherofJesus7: God bless you and may the peace of Jesus be upon you
PreacherofJesus7: i know you don't really want to hear this but
PreacherofJesus7: have you ever got a new toy and then you want to show it to everybody
PreacherofJesus7: right
PreacherofJesus7: well i got something and i want to show it to everybody
Atheist Diary: Put your penis away, Preacher
PreacherofJesus7: i can tell you that Jesus is the only way that anyone can truly be happy
PreacherofJesus7: Jesus wants to bless all you need is to open your heart
Atheist Diary: Preacher, is heaven filled with people like you?
PreacherofJesus7: why don't you find out
Atheist Diary: Why don't you answer the question?
"Preacher, is heaven filled with people like you?"
PreacherofJesus7: find out for yourself
PreacherofJesus7: ask God
Atheist Diary: I'd rather ask a child of Christ like yourself.
PreacherofJesus7: y
Atheist Diary: You have the answers and yet you can not answer this simple question?
PreacherofJesus7: what is the point
Atheist Diary: Is heaven filled with people like you, Preacher?
PreacherofJesus7: no
Atheist Diary: Then who is it filled with?
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: and?
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: and?
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: So heaven has nothing but God in it.
PreacherofJesus7: the presence of God
Atheist Diary: That must be lonely for him.
PreacherofJesus7: hwy
PreacherofJesus7: no
Atheist Diary: you know how God feels in heaven?
PreacherofJesus7: he has angels that praise him
Atheist Diary: Why does he need praise? He's already the strongest, omnipotent being in the universe.
PreacherofJesus7: becuase he is the all powerful creator of heaven and earth
Atheist Diary: Why does he need something that fulfills vanity?
PreacherofJesus7: vanity is meaningless
Atheist Diary: Then something God does is meaningless.
PreacherofJesus7: you make no senes
Atheist Diary: Because if he needs praise, he is vain.
PreacherofJesus7: no
Atheist Diary: Of course I don't to you. I am undermining
all you were taught. I am making you question your rhetoric. I am, in essence, slowly chipping away at your myth.
PreacherofJesus7: ask for he says to honor those worthy of being honred
Atheist Diary: And you don't like it one bit.
PreacherofJesus7: yea really
PreacherofJesus7: i love it
PreacherofJesus7: praise the Lord halelujah
Atheist Diary: Simple praises won't get ya out of this one, stud.
PreacherofJesus7: listen praise is not vain
Atheist Diary: Those who are humble do not need praise.
Jesus did not want praise. Jesus was humble.
Atheist Diary: But ... Jesus was God, right?
PreacherofJesus7: your right but he did except it
Atheist Diary: and God needs praise.
PreacherofJesus7: who said God needed it
Atheist Diary: You did.
Atheist Diary: PreacherofJesus7: becuase he is the all powerful creator of heaven and earth
Atheist Diary: PreacherofJesus7: ask for he says to honor those worthy of being honred
Atheist Diary: Your memory must be fuzzy after all that programming. I'll try to type slower so you can keep up.
PreacherofJesus7: i still don;t see where i said he needed praise
Atheist Diary: Of course you don't. Christianity is a denialist approach to spirituality.
You can morph anything into something else with the right bullshit, logic included.
And as long as pushy Christians, such as yourself, back it up with "It's God's will"
and things like "God was always here" and "Praise Jesus" ... then it all makes perfect sense to you.
PreacherofJesus7: halelujah
Atheist Diary: See?
PreacherofJesus7: God is good
Atheist Diary: I rest my case.
PreacherofJesus7: but i'm telling you don't know what your missing
PreacherofJesus7: God is good
Atheist Diary: I've never slammed my nuts in the door. I don't know what I'm missing there
either. But I really do think I'll pass on that, too.
PreacherofJesus7: i wow i wouldn;t compare christ to that
Atheist Diary: Of course you wouldn't. That would undermine
your programming.
PreacherofJesus7: you know what its this simple in the beggining God made man and man has failed that is why Jesus came
Atheist Diary: Of course that's what you would say. All pre-programmed sheep say the same thing. "Look, it's simple, just trust this word-of-mouth myth and it'll all be better .... Jesus Jesus Jesus, God is great, blah blah blah, Amen! Ya got it?"
PreacherofJesus7: there are alot of inperfections in
christianity
PreacherofJesus7: but in all that inperfection i don;t look at man i look at GOd
Atheist Diary: You look at a myth. It's ok, everyone needs a crutch.
I just choose to be realistic with mine.
PreacherofJesus7: i've answered all your ? now can you answer a few of mine
Atheist Diary: Sure.
PreacherofJesus7: ok can look out the window and tell me what you see
Atheist Diary: I see a a backyard that needs to be mowed.
PreacherofJesus7: then look and the floor and tell me what you see
Atheist Diary: I see a carpet that is crusted with ....
well, er, never mind ...
PreacherofJesus7: now look up
PreacherofJesus7: do you see God?
Atheist Diary: I know where you're going with this, by the way.
Lemme save ya some energy. You're either doing one of these:
Atheist Diary: "Where do you think it all came from? and how was the universe created?"
Atheist Diary: or
Atheist Diary: "You may not see god, but he's there, just you don't see air, but it's there"
PreacherofJesus7: neither
PreacherofJesus7: can you answer the ?
PreacherofJesus7: do you see God
Atheist Diary: Alright. I'll bite.
PreacherofJesus7: no right
Atheist Diary: Nope
PreacherofJesus7: so that means he does not excist
PreacherofJesus7: right]
PreacherofJesus7: or worng
Atheist Diary: So far it looks like you're going with the "You may not see god, but he's there, just you don't see air, but it's there"
approach, as I said before.
PreacherofJesus7: look in the mirror
Atheist Diary: I'd have to get up for that, Preacher. And I'm far too lazy for that venture
(after 2 minutes of silence)
Atheist Diary: *waits*
(after another 2 minutes of silence)
PreacherofJesus7: you can t see you brain so that means it doesn;t excist (with accordsance to your theory) o yea GOd bless you and good bye don't be offended at the simple minded joke and i;ll be praying for you ok love ya
OnlineHost: PreacherofJesus7 has left the room.
Atheist Diary: Wow, a (s)hit n run. I've never seen a pushy christian do that before when they're wrong
*wank wank*
Atheist Diary: And he even went into biology, too. *tsk tsk* I would have stomped him with
X-rays and brain surgery.
