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� The 9 Satanic Statements |
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� The following are the 9 Satanic Statements as
found in the
Satanic Bible
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- Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
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- Satan represents vital existence, instead of
spiritual pipe dreams!
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- Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of
hypocritical self-deceit!
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- Satan represents kindness to those who deserve
it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
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- Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning
the other cheek!
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- Satan represents responsibility to the responsible,
instead of concern for psychic vampires!
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- Satan represents man as just another animal,
sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who,
because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development, has become
the most vicious animal of all!
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- Satan represents all of the so-called sins,
as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
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- Satan is the best friend the church has ever
had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
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