Sept. 13, 2001
�Since the days of the World Trade Center attacks there has
been a quote going around, supposedly from Nostradamus, that makes such-n-such
claims in a very cryptic fashion. Now since the legend behind this guy states
that he wrote his prophecies extremely cryptically, everyone and their mother's
bunghole seems to have the perfect translation to something he said in the past
when some major catastrophe occurs.�
�The following is what I originally received:
"In the City of God (new
york) there will be a great thunder (attack), Two brothers
(twin towers) torn apart by Chaos
(attack), while the fortress endures
(america), the great leader will succumb
(bin ladin). The third big war
(ww III) will begin when the big city is burning
(america)"
- Nostradamus, 1654
�
�I decided, in my infinite wisdom, to forecast my own
prophetic foretelling. The following will be the final signs of the end of the
world (or maybe just san fransisco):
"In the City of God (las
vegas) there will be a great thunder (fart), Two brothers
(sigfreid and roy) torn apart by Chaos
(too much butt sex), while the fortress endures
(bondage rack), the great leader will succumb
(he said "cum"). The third big war
(cock fight) will begin when the big city is burning
(hemorrhoids)"
- Klepinger, 2001
�And now on a lighter note:
the Nostradamus quote being passed around is a fake ...
Nostradamus died in 1566, he didn't write anything in 1654 ... the quote was
actually written by Canadian Neil Marshall, a Brock College student ... he
fabricated it as an example to illustrate how easily an important sounding
prophecy can be crafted through the use of abstract imagery ... it's now
become an urban myth passed around online ...
�In other words:
Stop believing everything you fuckin read.
