2001-05-05
If you've never heard of Lord Egan, you're not missing jack shit. Many of you are probably not Satanists and some of you probably believe that anyone who dons any form of the name Satan is a child molesting, Satan worshipping, dog masturbating weirdo. Well, if you meet Lord Egan, you're correct.
There is a difference between Satanist (as depicted in the Anton LaVey movement of Satanism) and Satan Worshipper. I agree with LaVey in many of his words and ideas. And there *is* a difference between respectable persons within the movement ... and then there's Lord Egan.
Lord Egan, a fat, foul smelling pervert is the founder of the FCoS*, a defamatory movement and following dedicated to some stupid fuckin antics and trying to make the CoS* look bad (*see editor's note at the bottom of the rant for more info). And they do it poorly I might add. It also should be noted that this scum fuck is a member of Nambla and was recently on msNBC, PROMOTING BESTIALITY AND PEDOPHELIA. Think I'm bullshittin' ya? Just wait, I get to prove my shit with a big cheesy, yet highly disgusted grin.
Ok, let's cut to the quick now that I have barely touched the surface of what this slime fucker is like. Recently, and you're gunna love this, he claimed that he is suing Tom Green because of a scene in his newest movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'. What scene? Tom jacks off a horse in the movie. Why is he suing? Because he says Tom Green is cutting in on his action. I'm not kidding. And wait, it gets better. See, Lord Egan claims to have started the "Animal Masturbation Movement (TM)". And he is accusing Tom Green of making money off of something that Egan says is his founding.
But why should I rant and rant and rant about this when the man in question can sum it all up for you in a letter/post he made publicly on alt.satanism:
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Subject: The Animal Masturbation Movement
From: "Lord Egan" [email protected]
Date: 5/2/2001 2:08 PM Pacific Daylight Time
Message-id:
Tom Green
Hollywood, California
May 1, 2001
Dear Mr. Green
A few year back, I related a story on the internet concerning a policeman who ensured life and death loyalty from his german shepherd by masturbating him. Well, this story has been bandied about the internet hundreds of times and I am proud to announce that, not only do I have the distinction of being High Priest of the First Church of Satan, but the official founder of the Animal Masturbation Movement (TM).
It has come to my attention that you have a new film release entitled "Freddie Got Fingered" which has one scene where you are depicted masturbating a horse! Clearly, you are commercially profiting from my gig. Soon, you will receive a "cease and desist" letter from my attorney, Mr. Scott Bassin Esquire (Esquire is his last name).
Let it be known that I was the one who inspired this movement. Before long, people will be masturbating cheetahs, rhinos, orangutans, gazelles, tortoises, literally HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of higher and lower vertebrate species. While other Satanic leaders have been wasting their time illegally hacking the computers of rival organizations, I have been devoting my time to investigative research. I am probing endless possibilities - for example, industrial microscopic tweezers could be used to masturbate certain insects.
There is no telling where this will lead us.
Please comply with our demands now to avoid costly litigation.
Lord Egan, High Priest
First Church of Satan
Salem, Massachusetts
http://churchofsatan.org
The All Is One
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This posting was taken from the following url:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&ic=1&th=1f9e2f3c82698ad9,14
Ranter's note: humans never cease to amaze me.
* FCoS = the First Church of Satan - not to be confused with the legitimate Church of Satan (aka - the CoS)
