�Well, boys and chicas, I never thought I'd ever say this, but this
weekend I was kicked out of a porn studio for being a Satanist. Reverend
Leyba and myself ventured down to Hollywood to meet some industry
individuals and catch some production on some cock sucking movie being filmed.
�After some chatting, a particular incident occurred that got the
Reverend and myself removed from the set by an actor's request. Funny thing
about the whole situation ... the rest of the crew, including the director and
most of the other actors, had absolutely no problem with us. Hell, even the
director stated that "most of the porn industry is filled with
pagans."
�But that didn't seem to satisfy the porn star in question. The
following is an excerpt from a letter I wrote to my girlfriend, telling of the
hilarious situation.�
�(note - as soon as I remember the last name of the star, I'll inject it
into the editorial)
�Rev. Leyba is friends with
the lighting guy and sometimes director (John N.). Really kool fuckin' guy.
Ok, we met up with John and this other director for this movie and they told
me that they were desperate for music for their pornos. Groovy for me! So I
told em I could send em some shit and yada yada yada, I'll talk about that
shit later.
�Anywho, cut to the asshole
in question ...
�This guy comes out and we shake hands and I recognized him from past
porno's. Rod Fontana. Not a very well known guy, ugly hulk looking muther,
with a shaved head. So we're all jabbering and shooting the shit and Rod turns
to Rev. Leyba and says
�"So what do you
do?"
�and Leyba says "I'm
a Satanic reverend in the Church of Satan."
�Suddenly Rod goes
"oh, so you hate Jesus and all that?" in a really offended tone
and I think to myself "oh lord, I see where this is going."
�So Leyba answers with a
"ya, pretty much, I don't like the christian religion."
�And Rod goes "well
I'm religious"
�And Leyba goes
"well, so am I"
�And Rod goes "so
how do you get along with christians then?"
�And Leyba goes "I
don't."
�And John goes "I'm
christian and I don't have a problem with him."
�Then Rod goes "So
you have a problem with Buddhists and Protestants and Muslims and..."
�And I cut him off and
said "It depends on how pushy they are."
�And he just GLAAAAAARED
at me lol
�A bit later we go inside
with John and he was showing us around the small studio (and I do stress
small). We walk back to the shoot and John says that we can check it out. So
we go over and, just as John had mentioned earlier, there's this 500 pound
chick getting jizzed on by some scrawny, skinny white guy with long hair. Talk
about a fuckin' turn off LOL
�So me and Leyba go to the
next section of the room where they have a bigger open space with a couch and
some lights and so on. That's when John informed Leyba and myself that Rod had
decided that he couldn't perform the shoot "with those Satanists
watching." LOFL!!!
�The best part is ... Rod
loves to be peed on by overly obese fat chicks (like 500 lbs or more), lick
feet and toes, lesbians, scat play, etc ... and yet HE'S OFFENDED BY US
SATANISTS. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�Me and Leyba
laughed all weekend over that shit.
�"I wonder if he
ejaculates on a chick's asshole then goes to church and asks for
forgiveness?"
�"It's 'JIZZING FOR
JESUS!!'"
