2001-05-23
Ah, internet anarchy. If there's a better way to cure boredom (besides a blow job) I dunnow what it is. Take a guess which one's me. Special thanks to my lovely, Satanic cohort.
Paltalk: Welcome to the Herbalife/Indep/Dist/Realy Works Group, ImsoryToddid.
Sweet_n_Simple: hi spazmo (:
spazmo33: hello may i help you
Sweet_n_Simple: herbalife is a great product
Sweet_n_Simple: I don't know where I'd be without it
spazmo33: this is an herbalife chat
spazmo33: i know it is great
Sweet_n_Simple: yes I know that's why I'm here (:
Sweet_n_Simple: I swear by herbalife
spazmo33: ok i didnt know if you might need some help with something
ImsoryToddid: Yes herbalife is a great high
ImsoryToddid: I take about 5 or 6 pills and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
ImsoryToddid: I get schnackered
ImsoryToddid: I once was addicted to pot and booze
ImsoryToddid: But your product changed my life
ImsoryToddid: and I lost weight too
ImsoryToddid: It was better than crack
ImsoryToddid: Thanks, Herbalife!
spazmo33: im glad it has worked well for you
ImsoryToddid: Oh man you have no idea. It gave me this massive erection once
ImsoryToddid: I mean it was HUGE
ImsoryToddid: I couldn't get rid of it
ImsoryToddid: I thought if I had anal sex with my wife it would go away
ImsoryToddid: I tried everything. Wanking, anal, oral, aural, nasal
ImsoryToddid: nothing worked
ImsoryToddid: So I went to the monistary
ImsoryToddid: But they didn't like em that big
ImsoryToddid: So I tried the local nuns
ImsoryToddid: They were lesbians
spazmo33: PLEASE LEAVE THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS ROOM IS FOR
ImsoryToddid: But as it turns out my wife super glued a dong to my penis
ImsoryToddid: But I could have sworn it was herbal life
ImsoryToddid: Now I just feed em to my fish
ImsoryToddid: They poop neon green now
ImsoryToddid: but they're much happier
ImsoryToddid: Never seen goldfish poop in psychodelic
ImsoryToddid: It's just amazing
ImsoryToddid: Even makes good lube
ImsoryToddid: but you have to make em poop on your tallywacker first
ImsoryToddid: it's just too hard to get them dehydrated to mix with the ky
Sweet_n_Simple: hahaha
spazmo33: IM REPORTING YOU AND YOU WILL BE BARRED FROM PALTALK FOR 24 HRS
ImsoryToddid: Why? Cause my goldfish poops neon green?
(spazmo leaves)
Sweet_n_Simple: next?
ImsoryToddid: Next
