2001-02-28
The Mary Poppins kids. The medicine those kids took was like laced with crack or something. I swear to gawd. Mary Poppins was a drug dealer. That's why everyone was happy to see her. ever notice how every grumpy bastard she ever met was high as a kite after she walked away? a drug dealer and a whore, ladies and gentlemen. notice all those guys in love with her and yet she never seemed to give em the time of day.
Mary Poppins was a dominatrix. never took her hair down, always stern. You know behind closed doors, her and that dick van fucknut were goin at it. she's strappin him down to a bondage rack, spankin him with that umbrella she always carries around, and makin him sing those fuckin gay assed songs he did out on the side walk. "It's a jolly 'olidays wit' mary..." It's always a jolly holiday when Julie Andrews is slobbin on your knob, Dick. Or maybe I should call him Mr. Dyke?
