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Favorite Personal Quotes and One-Liners
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| Hiring a lawyer to save your finances is like hiring
a hooker to save money on dates. |
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The Positive Man says the glass is half full
The Negative Man says the glass is half empty
I say WHO DRANK MY FUCKING BEER??? |
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| If your computer company's spokesman has the
personality of Beavis n Butthead and the intellect of a grape nut, it's
a pretty good guess that your product probably sucks. |
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I'm a racist ... I hate the human race.
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| They should make an inflatable Jesus. |
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