2001-07-29
�Random Thought:
�When people reach the age of 65, they should be required by law to
retake their driver's license test. And I don't mean just the written one. I
mean written, eye exam, and ESPECIALLY the driving
test. Then maybe I wouldn't get stuck behind granny crustyfuck who's driving 10
mph in the fuckin fast lane.
�Without fail I always get stuck behind some poor wrinkled cooter who's
hunched over with her glasses riding the steering wheel so she can barely see
the cars that aren't even there, left turning signal on for about 5 hours when
she's been in the left most lane the whole fucking time, seat belt hanging
outside the car door scrapping against the pavement but not going fast enough to
cause any friggin sparks, wearing the ugliest pink, light blue, and hawaiian
clothing imaginable ... the kind that would make even Liberachi barf, and on the
back of her piece of shit oldsmobile: a little handicapped logo placed right
next to her "My son is a war veteran" bumper sticker. It should read
"I'm so old I owe cavemen blow jobs".
�So ya, I think there should be a law that requires old people to take
their test again. And if not, then I should be allowed to fuckin' shoot 'em so I
can put those slow moving bastards out of my misery.
