2001-05-26
�I want to take this moment to recognize a special friend of mine. Someone whom I hang with almost day in and day out. Someone who's been through shit with me and still puts up with my ass on a regular basis without complaint. True, I have a couple friends like this, and I will probably take a day to commend them as well ... but this day is for my friend Melisa.
�Melisa is a royal bitch. And rightly so. She deserves to be. I don't know a great deal about her past, but from what I have gathered it was hell. And minions from hell's past must always stick together. Ever since we have become friends I have been able to tell her almost anything and she's always been there to catch my back. She's been loyal, thoughtful, helpful, and never EVER has let me down. I've met few people in this world who have ever been this way for me ... and I can count them all on one hand.
�The other night we were raising hell on Pal Talk, doing our damnedest to try to piss people off (it's cheaper than porn and the emotional orgasm is better). I was playing some random song ... the Vagina song I think, or maybe it was Slipknot ... and she was there catching my back as always. When the room's dwellers mock me up there for playing music they care not to listen to, she kicks em in the balls. I am the music, she is the voice.
�Well, anywho, I was watching her lay a smack down on yet another mongoloid when it hit me ... I really really care about this bitch. She fuckin rocks.
�Now don't get me wrong, the thought of porkin' her is like someone imagining bonkin their sister. It just don't fly unless you're from Georgia *grin* She is one of the best friends I have ever had and I am so greatful that she is around. She's always been honest with me, never bullshitted me even if it would piss me off, and has NEVER EVER betrayed me. That is rare.
�Thank you, Melisa. You rock my emotional condom.
�P.S. - I may not be a Satanist, hon, but I do feel it proudly in my heart when I say to you:
�Hail Melisa!
�Hail Satan!
