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Nov. 05, 2002
� In an uncertain world, there is one thing you can be sure of: I could
give a fuck about elections. And since I'm sure most of you are a bunch of
cynical bastards as well, who barely even give a fuck about the elections coming
up today, I suggest a new idea -- Vote for Atheist Diary.
� Why? Let's examine this further:
- Every vice I have I am not embarrassed about. Every greed in my little
black heart I indulge without regret. And if I get busted with a stripper
and a midget porn star? You'll be the first to see the 640 x 480 high
quality pics and video clips because I'll produce 'em on a porno site! How's
THAT for honesty in politics?
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- I'm completely for having a vivisection program designed to experiment on
child rapists and child murderers. Hey, if our tax dollars are going to keep
these sick fucks alive, we might as well put them to good use and stop doing
senseless experiments on innocent animals.
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- I am completely for taking the word "God" out of every
governmental slogan, banner, symbol, and anthem. Yes, even the constitution,
baby, so ready the white out.
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- I stand for lowering the tax on cigarettes. Hey, if smokers want to kill
themselves slowly, by all means let them at least fucking enjoy it for
christ's sake.
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- Plus, I stand for the legalization of pot. Need I say more?
� Most of the time the asshole who is already in office, or
has the most money, usually wins. So if you're gunna throw away your vote, why
not throw it away on an honest schmuck with better morals than Newt Gingrich?
� So when you go out and vote today ... Vote for Atheist
Diary. Why? Because at least this time you'll *know* you're voting for someone
who truly gives a fuck about what YOU believe in.
GOD BLESS
AMERICA!
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