Jan. 29, 2002
�Adventures in Extreme - PART 1
� Folks, I am up to my ears (and nuts) in porn. And I love it. It's
every porn lover's dream to be on the set of a movie shoot, and Atheist Diary got more than his wish.
� What would be better for an anal-porn-a-holic than going to a movie
set and watching an extremely hot blonde chick with a small, tight ass get butt
fucked for over an hour in different positions? And not only that, chatting with
the stars of the movie, the director, and hanging out with some industry guys?
How about meeting one of your all time favorite porn
directors?
� Back a few years ago, I ran across a movie called 'House
of Whores'. To the outside viewer, or the non-porno buff, it sounds like
every other porn movie out there, right? Wrong. This movie is beyond fuckin'
awesome. As an industrial music lover (not to mention anal lover), this movie
provided a fuck-all plot of boinking, bitches, and butt fuckin ... and one
HELLUVA SOUNDTRACK.
� When one thinks of porno music, usually 70's funk seems come to mind,
with lots of bass riff and a "wicka-wicka", pimp-style 70's guitar.
Hell, most people don't even listen to the sound. I didn't for a while ... up
until 'House
of Whores'.
� Think about it. You're watching Jasmine St. Clair (a hot, nasty chica
who is one of today's leading anal queens) getting fucked in the ass, and then
suddenly� you hear some kind of noise enter that sounds awesomely inspired
by Nine Inch Nails or maybe Marilyn Manson. So while you're watching her get her
anal opening pummeled mercilessly, you also get the added bonus of music you
could head bang to all fuckin' night long. And I ain't shittin' ya on this ...
this music is fuckin KILLER.
� So who's the nifty chick (yes, a woman) in question who blends this
cocktail of the hardest of hardcore porn with the wildest of the wacked out
music scene? Why Lizzy
Borden of course. And I'll tell ya more about this Queen of Extreme
in a minute. But first, on with the story ...
� So I'm down at the studio, talking to John (Nystrom) and running a
short errand with him. We get back and he asks the receptionist if Lizzy is in.
Before he knocks on the door to Lizzy's office, I was reminded of when John told
me she had put up the two pics I did of her on her office wall (for my demo 'Bloody
Sex Fetish'). You can imagine how much of a thrill and compliment that was
to me. So out comes Lizzy, this attractive, blonde, really down to earth woman,
and we shake hands.
� Now you have to realize that not only am I shaking hands with another
industrial/metal fan AND the mastermind behind one of my favorite flicks ... but
also with someone who threw me off for a split second. Usually one expects those
in the porn industry to be somewhat crass and raunchy. Hell, I can expect no
less from myself, ya know? And for the most part, you'd be right if you expected
this type of behavior from most industry individuals. I had later met with Thomas
Zupko, a completely kick ass, no holds barred icon in the porn industry and
someone who's worked with another of my favorite directors/actors, Tom
Byron, but meeting Lizzy was different. Here I was I chatting with a
director who did anal, fisting, and even had a girl drink 2 glasses of piss ...
but I was also chatting with a girl who seemed very quiet, almost somewhat shy.
Now, of course, I'd done my research, and I knew once she warmed up to you she
was not always like that and was very outgoing, but I found it very refreshing
that people could be in this biz, and not always be 100% raunchy all the time. I
really dig that. Don't get me wrong, as most of my loyal minions know, I can be
pretty fuckin' raunchy myself. Hell, I've designed porn web sites, and been a
porn-a-holic for YEARS. But it's always nice to take a short breather from that
wonderful gutter I call home (others would call it hardcore porn).�
� But the best part was when Lizzy told me she wanted to use a song of
mine in her new movie which involved cannibalism (*grin*). Which is perfect,
since I did write up an entry on here a lil' while back about cannibalism.
Now if only I knew which song Lizzy was going to use ...
PART 2 ... COMING SOON ...
