Feb. 08, 2002
� Sorry I haven't been around lately. I've been down at the studio (Extreme
Associates for those who don't know ...) workin' like a mutherfucker. For
those who don't know what EA
is, it's basically extreme/horror porn (and no, I'm not fucking anyone or doing
anything sexual in these so no labeling Atheist a porn star ;)
� I was supposed to do a Part 2 on here of the last EA story, but ya
know ... fuck it. The remainder of the day was pretty much summed up by me
helping around the set a little bit, me watching a hot blonde chick with a tight
ass get fucked and ass fucked, and eating pizza. Meeting Zupko
(the director) was pretty kool, too. He makes some really twisted pornos. I dig
that *grin*
� What I'd rather tell you about is my latest run in with the Father of
Purity, Rod
Fontana. For those who have read my entry "How
to Offend a Christian Porn Star", you'll know what I'm talking about in
the rest of my post here. For those who don't, go
read it, because the rest of this won't make much sense unless you know the
low down.
�And now ...
Adventures in Extreme - PART 2
�FONTANA STRIKES
AGAIN!�
� Wednesday I drove down to the set and helped get things set up for a
mock cannibalism/rape scene. I had already become friends with one of the main
directors there, Lizzy
Borden (aka - my favorite fuckin' porn director) and a few other guys down
there. The scene's set up involved lots of body parts, raw meat, fake blood,
prosthetic limbs, etc. You know, the fun shit ...
� So I'm sitting around, shooting the shit, and joking with Veronica
Caine and all that ... and guess who walks in? Brother
Fontana himself. I'm sure you could guess how thrilled I was.
� The day before I was watching them film another scene for this Satanic
cannibalism porn I was helping with (yes, Rod is starring in a Satanic porn,
boys n girls) and I put up my Church of Satan card on the upside down cross in
the scene ... which got filmed up close for several shots. Thrilling indeed! But
the main point of this part of the story is ... everyone on the set knew I was a
member of the Church of Satan. Even Lizzy, the director of this film, had a
Satan fish on her t shirt and is familiar with the Satanic
Bible. So it's all fuckin laid back and no one really gives 2 shits if I'm a
Satanist or not. They know I'm pretty fuckin harmless.
� Anywho ... I'm in the back, reading a book quietly, since nothing was
going on and in comes Veronica. She sees me, stops, puts everything down, and
sits down next to me very slowly with this "your mother just died"
look on her face. I knew exactly what was going to happen next.
� She says to me very delicately "a member of the talent has
said..."
� "Ya, Rod Fontana." I interjected immediately, "What did
he say?"
� And she explained that he went around telling everyone on the set
(except me) that he couldn't get hard with a Satanist around watching. I was
actually somewhat flattered that I could make this guy, who's built like a brick
shit house, impotent. I smiled, laughed a little, and said "oh don't worry.
I have no interest in watching the man fuck. I'll be back here in the
back."
� So things smoothed over eventually and I sat quietly in the back.
Later, he goes in and does this HELLACIOUSLY BRUTAL, bloody, violent rape scene
which included spitting, anal, slapping, etc ... not to mention ear-piercing,
blood curdling screams that made even ME think that someone was getting fuckin
killed in his scene.
� For some reason, as I was listening to Fontana scream "YOU'RE
GOING TO DIE, YOU FUCKING WHORE!" and other things in the name of rape
and misogynic brutality, I was suddenly reminded of when a friend of mine (Brandi
Lyons ... a star in the biz) was telling me last sunday how she shoved her
entire foot up his asshole ... and then told me that someone she knew actually
shoved 2 FEET up Brother Fontana's ass.
� After the evil, cannibalistic rape scene part of the shoot, he left,
and that's when everyone started saying "Satan" in the shoots again. A
few of the extras didn't understand why no one was saying "Satan" and "Fuck
(insert body part) for Satan!" in
the scene like they were in the rest of the flick, so me and Lizzy explained to
them how Fontana gets upset if you say "Satan" around him.
� So, I guess the moral of the story is ... it's ok to rape, kill, and
eat human flesh in a satanic porno ... as long as you don't say
"Satan". Because that would just be crossing the line, ya know?
